Never Made It As A Grunger
Couldn't Cut It As A Punk Kid Skating
So I Thought I'd Be A Sellout
And Put All My Videos On Kerrang!

This Is How I Remind Me
This Is How I Remind Me Of How Shit I Am
This Is How I Remind Me Of How Shit I Am

It's My Job To Make Money
Sell Lots Of Albums And Appear On MTV
Your Money I'll Be Taking
Even Though I Am Faking

I Have Long
Greasy Hair
And I Have Never Seen A Shampoo Bottle

And I Won't Be Around
When My Songs Don't Sell
Yea Yea Yea
I'll Go
Yea Yea Yea
I'll Go

So Now I'm Taking All Your Money
I'm Miming My Heart Out On CDUK
I'm Making My Next Video
Gonna Put It Out On Every Channel

This Is How I Remind Me Of How Shit I Am
This Is How I Remind Me Of How Shit I Am

It's My Job To Make Money
Sell Lots Of Albums And Appear On MTV
Your Money I'll Be Taking
Even Though I Am Faking

I Have Long
Greasy Hair
And I Have Never Seen A Shampoo Bottle

And I Won't Be Around
When My Albums Don't Sell
Yea Yea Yea
I'll Run Away Then
Yea Yea Yea
I'll Run Away Then
Yea Yea Yea
I'll Run Away Then

Never Made It As A Grunger
Couldn't Cut It As A Punk Kid Skating
So I Thought I'd Be A Sellout
And Put All My Videos On Kerrang!

This Is How I Remind Me
This Is How I Remind Me Of How Shit I Am
This Is How I Remind Me Of How Shit I Am

It's My Job To Make Money
Sell Lots Of Albums And Appear On MTV
Your Money I'll Be Taking
Even Though I Am Faking

I Have Long
Greasy Hair
And I Have Never Seen A Shampoo Bottle

And I Won't Be Around
When My Albums Don't Sell
Yea Yea